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A rough looking cowboy walks into a bar.
He sits down and sternly says to the bartender, "Pour me a whisky before the trouble starts."
The bartender pours the drink which the cowboy quickly downs.
The cowboy belches and says, "Pour me another before the trouble starts."
The bartender quickly obliges and the cowboy downs the drink.
Again this happens a third time.
The bartender asks him, "Hey man, how would you like to pay for these drinks?"
The cowboy says, "And now the trouble starts."